Is this as good as the last?

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ) :





Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"


Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. "


Operator: "What sort of trouble??"


Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."


Operator: "Went away?"


Caller: "They disappeared. "


Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"


Caller: "Nothing."


Operator: "Nothing??"


Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."


Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"


Caller: "How do I tell?"


Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"


Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"


Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"


Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."


Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"


Caller: "What's a monitor?"


Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"


Caller: "I don't know."


Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"


Caller: "Yes, I think so."


Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.


Caller: "Yes, it is."


Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"


Caller: "No."


Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."


Caller: "Okay, here it is."


Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."


Caller: "I can't reach."


Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"


Caller: "No."


Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"


Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."


Operator: "Dark??"


Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.





Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."


Caller: "I can't."


Operator: "No? Why not??"


Caller: "Because there's a power failure."


Operator: "A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.


Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"


Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."


Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."


Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"


Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."


Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"


Operator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!! !"

Is this as good as the last?
I love it girl good job because you really did hit the spot with one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch girl and high 5 because you really did nail this one way to go I'm so pround of you because i really do love this joke this is the most funniest thing that i had ever in my life and good looking out girl this really is a good one and thanks for making me laugh lol 10/10 because i should did need it.





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Yes, this link is about "Yasmeen".(or whatever her name is today)





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Reply:hahahaha! omg thats really good!
Reply:Hahaha i found that quite funny
Reply:Firing was too good for him or her!


However, the verbal exchange was hilarious! 10/10! (at least until the last line, which was just mean...)





Thanks for the laugh! Yes, this is just as good as--or better--than the last one! A star for you!
Reply:i dunno if its as good as the last, but its funny! lol
Reply:Haha, very funny. :D
Reply:ive gone bozz eyed reading that but it was s1te sh1t sh1t bet your on west side of the pond that was terrible
Reply:that was funny fair play
Reply:LOL hahahaha this is one the funniest ones i hv ever heard...i cant think to imagine it actually happened!...man o man!