What do you think about this?

A guy signs up with a programe to lose weight. The first day the bell rings and he opens the door to see a beautiful young girl standing there naked in socks and sneakers. She says "If you can catch me, you can have me" and starts running. He tries to catch her but can't. This goes on for the rest of the week and when he weight himself, he has lost 10 pounds.





He signs up for the secound week and opens the door to a beautiful young woman standing naked with socks and sneakers. She say" if you can catch me, you can have me" and she takes off running. He tries but can't catch her. This goes on for the rest of the week. At the end of the week, he weights himself and he's lost 20 pounds.





He calls the programe office and says he's going for broke. The operator ask if he's sure b/c it's a very intense programe and he say's yes. Then next morning the bell rings and he sees Gene Simmons standing there naked with socks and sneakers. He says "If I can catch you I can have you".

What do you think about this?
Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. lol.
Reply:hey I like Gene Simmons! oh wait no i dont..
Reply:Nice!
Reply:Gene Simmons is the lead / "front man" for the band "Kiss" and if you've ever seen the older record covers the makeup makes him look hideous.





I suppose he was wearing the makeup for the run though.





hahahahaha





hope he passes the weight loss program.
Reply:Haha...Wow. For a moment, I thought it was the man who was trying to lose weight who was saying that to Gene Simmons and I'm like "What the hell, I dont' get that!" But then I realized who was saying it, lol. I feel so stupid.
Reply:i thought it was a gorilla and not gene simmons
Reply:sry, don't know who Gene Simmons is, sry